"The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry."
~ Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms



"Our lives disconnect and reconnect, we move on, and later we may touch one another, again bounce away. This is the felt shape of a human life, neither simply linear nor wholly disjunctive nor endlessly bifurcating, but rather this bouncey sequence of bumping into's and tumblings apart."
~ Salman Rushdie, The Ground Beneath Her Feet



Sunday, February 12, 2012

Evan G Literal..."The Rocks Split"

I recommend everyone follow Evan G Literal on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/#!/EvanGliteral - although Evan views the world in very literal terms he is still a great guy despite no longer eating figs (see his Twitter feed).

I have put Evan’s favorite video here for all of you to see – Evan was actually greatly disappointed in last week’s Super Bowl Halftime Show as his fav song "Party Rock" was partially performed by LMFAO as they appeared with Madonna and there were no rocks of any kind on stage, nor houses or anything that he believed to be real in the song. Poor Evan has been experiencing a shattering of his assumptive world view this week ("...everyday he is shuffling...") and the unraveling of his epistemological moorings. Existentially he  is paralyzed holding in his hands a sign on the street corner that says "that" and shaking it while wondering if this is what Paul Tillich meant by “The Shaking of the Foundations?” His ontology may be at risk!



Please help Evan by following him on Twitter – there may be hope for Evan as he did find proof of the Rapture this week and the lack of rocks at the Super Bowl may be tied to something he has been researching in Dispensationalism - the splitting of the rocks. An actual sign of the imminent pre-millennial return of Jesus – obviously the rocks split, which is why they were gone at the Super Bowl and earlier present in the video! Evan is convinced that Matthew in his Gospel wrote about this, “At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook and the rocks split” (Matthew 27:51 emphasize Evan’s). Not to mention these obvious prophecy’s of such things in Daniel 2:34, 35, 45 the word “rock” is mentioned as well as in Revelation 6:15-16 where “rocks” are again emphasized.

"Rocks" are obviously tied to the "masculine feel" that is suppose to be in Christianity and their disappearance linked to the current  glaring deficiancy of a masculine presence in ecclesiology (except for Mark Driscoll) as spoken about by John Piper recently. Could anything be more predestined than that? Evan wonders how Greg Boyd and his open theism can explain this? God never changes his mind when it comes to rocks, there is no exhaustive definative foreknowledge or possibilities for rocks - they are rocks and have always been predetermined to be rocks!

Evan believes that Madonna had something to do with this emasculation of Christianity as she sang her blasphemous song, “Like a Prayer” – and everyone knows that her full name, Madonna Louise Ciccone if given the numerical Latin transliterations equals  666 – the number of the beast. She may be in Rome right now. Could any of this be any clearer?
Please follow Evan https://twitter.com/#!/EvanGliteral to stay informed of the BIBLICAL TRUTH and all things literal.
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